Okay, so the minute Bachelor Number 24 left my house, I knew what I wanted. I wanted Carwash to come over. He had mentioned that he would be in town for a cocktail party, but I wasn’t sure of the details. I took a deep breath and went for it. I sent him a text message.
ME: Are you still in Brissie?
HIM: Yes!
ME: What are you doing?
HIM: Biding my time, waiting til I can get the fuck out of here!
ME: What? Where are you?
15 minute gap…
ME: You want me to come get you?
Turns out he was at a girl’s place for the cocktail party, and it was their second date. And he was having a terrible time. Which was further exacerbated when she caught him texting me. He had told her about a girl he used to date, she saw my name on his screen, and flew into a fit at him. His description of the conversation went something like this: